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21 October 2010


Dapat dari emel. Jom layan surat kat bawah ni :

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been stressful. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that i had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk pyjamas. you ate for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. you don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to Chiang Mai. Have a great life!

Dear EX-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and i have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry fro what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping.

I did notice you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was that you look just like a girl. Since my mother raised me up not to say anything if I can't say something nice, I didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating beef seven years ago.

About those new silk pyjamas, I turned away from you because the RM50 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed RM50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for RM10,000,000, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensure you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Your EX-Wife, Rich As Ever and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Ah Mei was born Ah Meng. I hope that's not a problem.



kobEj0rdan~ said...

guling2 sat:P heheeh

Tomato Gurl's Life said...

comel ikon..hihi

izee said...

jayne miss u babe!!! i like dizz word coz i believe that"evrytg happens foe a reason".. yes dads rite!!

Ellen said...

hahhahaa....hahahaaa..apalah punya surat ni dik,..